Here is something cheap and amazing that adults should own: a sweater shaver. Man life just keeps getting more exciting the older you get, right? Here in NYC, winter is coming to an end and it will be time to put away sweaters soon. Which means you have two options:
- Put away your shambly, fuzzed up, broke as hell looking sweaters the way they are and then open a big box of depression when fall rolls around.
- Basically the second option is to buy and use this sweater shaver that I’m over excited about so that your sweaters look great when you pull them out again next season.
Let me tell you, the second option is waaaaaay better than the first option. Actually the best option would be if you already had owned this sweater shaver months ago. Imagine you, walking around, wearing shaved sweaters, looking all sexy. Wow. Now that is a great option.
This is actually an incredibly simple decision so I’m going to try not to belabor it. This sweater shaver costs less than $15 so, assuming that you can afford to own a sweater, owning this shaver won’t be a hardship. The next question is weather you have sweaters. You should. Adults wear sweaters and you either are an adult or want to live to be one someday. Ok and take a look at those sweaters. Are any of them looking fuzzy and less pristine than when you first bought them? Stray bits of wool hanging off maybe? Random sweatery-ness where sweatery-ness shouldn’t be? Oh wow, you are all set then because this sweater shaver does an amazing job.
I took some before and after pictures of my very own fuzzy broke-ass sweater converting into a beautiful clean shaven fresh off the rack slice of certified sweater hotness. Let’s all agree: wow. That sweater looks pretty mediocre in the first picture. But after shaving? Holy crap. That is a new sweater.
And… I mean that is basically it. This is a super cheap product that does its job extremely well. Downsides? It is all plastic and weighs basically nothing so you aren’t getting that glorious weight that you would expect from an expensive product. Maybe the worst downside is that now you have to actually use the thing. You also just opened a whole new Pandora’s box of judgement where you will see other people’s unshaven sweaters and judge them for their slovenly nature.
It’s under $15 though so screw all this thought, today is a good day for an impulse purchase.