Listen, I don’t know why you read this site. I’m deeply pleased that you do  but I’m really just taking shots in the dark, writing things that I like, and hoping that I’m not THAT different from everyone else. That is what you are looking at here.
But today I want to present to you an article that is better than what I write. It maximizes information density, while maintaining a voice and a few funny bits. It is also useful if you live in NYC and are a complete asshole about coffee . This is what I’m constantly thinking about when writing: writing with a voice but using fewer words because no one likes words and especially not reading words.
Perhaps the best thing is that, if you don’t give a shit, you are already done. You can go along on your merry way . But, if you are interested in NYC coffee or an information dense yet entertaining article then I encourage you to click here and check out this post on TheAwl by Matt Buchanan.
Two things that absolutely describe me ↩
That seems to be a thing I say in my life now. Great. I’m god damn Mary Poppins. OH GOD and apparently I make references to Mary Poppins. oh wow, I’m so old and irrelevant I’m probably dead already. And look at you! Reading things written by a currently dead person. This is not how either of us planned our day to go ↩